Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?

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(317): View more from Indiana

eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.

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(614): View more from Ohio

halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'

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(727): View more from Florida

let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.

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(904): View more from Florida

Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.

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(989): View more from Michigan

My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war

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(804): View more from Virginia

Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.

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(212): View more from New York

be right there i have to get my cape

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(240): View more from Maryland

don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.

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