Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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