I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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