I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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