I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
this must be what syphilis tastes like
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
