In the future we'll all be gay
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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