her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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