The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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