Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
