can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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