Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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