is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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