she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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