So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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