we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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