butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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