i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
we should paint friendship bongs
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