But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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