the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
you made out with another girl for some wings
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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