The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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