You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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