i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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