Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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