dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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