woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize