I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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