im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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