i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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