i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
The air taste purple.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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