youre lurking in front of me
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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