hotel room ftw
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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