Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize