i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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