i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
my shit smells like andre
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Randomize
