hell yes lets make some ravioli
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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