I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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