this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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