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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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