i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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