When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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