normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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