i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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