So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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