Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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