There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
