Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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