i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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