The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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