yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I think I won the penis lottery.
you win again, gameday.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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