im about as happy as oj after his trial
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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