if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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