your room smells of hookers.
And success
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You were trust falling into bushes
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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