I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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