Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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