YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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