I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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