If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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