Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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